Mink Coat

'Have you any idea what you want?' asked the husband of his wife as she shopped.
'Yeah,' she answered, 'I want to get one of those exquisite drop-dead mink coats.'
'A drop-dead mink coat?' asked her husband. 'What the devil is that?'
'Well,' explained his wife, 'When we get home, the neighbour will drop dead when they see it!'